i knew your url before i even got tumblr. i have been waiting for you to add me so that i could follow you without giving that away.
not sure whether to take this as a confession of love or a threat
it’s not so much a threat as an assurance that i cannot be beaten in this game of creepy oneupmanship.
i think you will find that as creepers go, i am simply the best there is.
shut up and draw another penis
AGAIN with the penises what IS it even with you and PENISES MAN